How high can you count?

The biggest fear of MassDOT is not that drivers are going to revolt over low speed limits, or the Big Dig’s next victim, or the fines toll collecting robots will start handing out at random next year.

MassDOT is afraid somebody will discover the plan to .

They tried to cover up proposed changes in central Massachusetts, and again on Cape Cod. With good reason. Cape Cod politicians were furious over the proposed change, and .

For some reason I just don’t get, going along with the rest of America is scary. Is it Not Invented Here? Is it fear of change? Has all the left Cape Cod residents unable to count past ten? (The exit numbers would be 54 to 88.)

I understand now why MassDOT has been evasive, telling FHWA one thing and the public another. Whatever they think about open government, people are nuts.

The furor over nothing reminds me of another recent local bout of hysteria. Wildlife officials want to in the middle of a reservoir. From there they will slither through the aqueduct to Boston and emerge from your toilet to bite you in your most sensitive spot at your most vulnerable moment. Or maybe they’ll just hang out and eat mice.

The endangered snakes may have to stay endangered, and thanks to determined resistance, Cape Cod’s low exit numbers are also staying low. So when you go on vacation, you’ll know you are in a special place. That’s special as in education.

Some day the federal DOT may force the issue. Hundreds of millions of dollars in highway funds will speak louder than frightened drivers. Politicians will cave. And then we’ll face an even more daunting task: learning to say “shoulder” instead of “breakdown lane”.

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